alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

(via i-will-die-laughing)

hawtornes:

favourite movies: pitch perfect

Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that’s what matters.

(via i-will-die-laughing)

magicalmadnessx:

This is so so cute

(via swallowing-razors)

(via forebidden)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via katyperryd)

karla-world:

Love this x

(via forebidden)